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Over 15,000 in 4 days? I'm done. I'm done.
karanguni: (terry MCGINNIS)
So, in some alternate universe when K writes Batman Beyond she is actually able to stop. Clearly that is not this universe, because when K writes Batman Beyond in this universe she loses her fingers. One day I will write for active fandoms. It shall be a happy day, full of me never being able to write Inception. One day.

Written for [livejournal.com profile] au_bingo prompt Other: Mundane. Or, the Fic In Which Terry Does Not Actually Stumble Upon The Cave. Also the Fic In Which Terry Thinks Weird Thoughts About Women, Men, Workplace Attire and Everything.

Dressed

Fandom: Batman Beyond
Rating: PG
Characters: Terry, Bruce, hand-wavey Powers
Summary: There are, theoretically, other ways to fight crime than in cape and cowl.

4078 words (COUNT THEM!!) and too much Terry-brain-splody for one night.

'Don't walk,' Bruce says to Terry's back, watching him wade out amongst the sharks. 'Strut.' )
karanguni: (ROY kills)
My laptop is making me so angry I want to beat it up and kill it and buy a new one even though this one's barely a year old. Not a year old yet. If anyone's on AIM or MSN, TALK TO ME. KEEP ME SANE. KEEP MY LAPTOP ALIVE. sjlkfasjlf

[edit] THE EVIL VIRUS OF THE WEST IS DEAD. I now love and snuggle my AVG.
karanguni: (TSENG smiles)
I have the most brilliant idea/shadow of an idea/glint of a shadow of an idea for a Tseng fic, something that really has the potential to be exciting and Empery-worthy aaaaand I'm too tired to even contemplate writing it.

Bawaflksajlfkajlsk.
karanguni: (Alex KRAPANOS)
So, I've been out of the house since Real Early this morning, and will be continuing this process for a few weeks -- ergo my radio silence. I swear to god, I come home and there's 20 flist posts and emails and jfalskfjlkasjflkasjf. I miss you all muchly, and should be writing and finishing up drabbles faster - but life, it cuts. Like a knife.

That said, it's inauguration day, which means moi and moi laptop will be hangin' out in front of the TV with CNN on from 11am EST onwards. Won't be a-beddin' until 4am local at this rate. If you want to flail at me, I shall be on AIM. Writing things while watching history being written.

As better people have written before me --

I am glad that I have lived to see this.

I am glad.
karanguni: (RAHM chibi)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

You know that song by Madonna? Four minutes? To save the world? I FEEL LIKE THAT RIGHT NOW.

THINGS I HAVE TO DO IN THE NEXT SIX HOURS

[] Ten minute nap so that you don't pass out
[] Print out reading for class
[] Print out photographs and write notes for tutors
[] GET YOUR FUCKIN' PROM CLOTHES INTO A FUCKIN' BAG SO THAT YOU DON'T FUCKIN' GO TO PROM NAKED TOMORROW NIGHT
[] Pack your tights/scarves/gloves/oddities so that you don't fuckin' FREEZE TO DEATH
[] Register for LNAT, you silly bitch
[] Common Application essay, WHY HAVE YOU NOT WRITTEN THIS, WHAT DO YOU THINK UNIVERSITY APPLICATION IS, A FANFICTION FIESTA?
[] Vassar/NYU/Brown supplement essays. FOR GOD'S SAKE JUST WRITE THEM. WRITE THEM. WRITE THEM.


HI BY THE WAY IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY GIVEN ME YOUR ADDRESS FOR A CHRISTMAS CARD, give to it me, give it to me, give it to me. I'll be writing them on the airport, in the cab, on the plane, in transit, ANYPLACE THAT ISN'T MY HOME COUNTRY, and I have to pack sufficient cards into my luggage next to the PARTS OF MYSELF WHICH WILL HAVE FALLEN OFF BY TOMORROW NIGHT. ♥

ALSO, [livejournal.com profile] pere_chan, I am so sorry that I haven't replied to your email yet, I WILL AT AROUND 2 AM OR SOMETHING AJLSKFJSLKAFJLKSAJF

COME ON K YOU CAN SLAP THIS LIKE A BITCH HO, LET'S GO GO GO GO ♥
karanguni: (BALTHIER works)
Strange Untitled Stockmarket!AU

Fandom: Final Fantasy VII/Final Fantasy XII/The Stock Exchange
Rating: PG-99
Characters: Balthier/Tseng, Tseng/Rufus
Summary: Tseng's in New York, Balthier's in London, and Rufus is in the sky as the world burns around them. Hedging on futures can be such tricky things.
Functional explanation: It's all [livejournal.com profile] logistika_nyx's fault. A good chunk of this belongs to her, adapted to fit the situation and tense. You can read the original crack-ery here to see precisely which bits. Nyx: I apologise. Profusely. But probably not profusely enough.

Mostly, this is just a trader!AU: in which Tseng and Balthier make money on the gone-to-shit stock markets of our world. And Rufus waggles his eyebrows a bit. Hooray!

2425 words and oh, such a hell I am going to for this. Beware un-beta'd tense shifts!

'Are you an optimist?' Balthier would say into the receiver, when Tseng picked up. )
karanguni: (LUCIFER morningstar)
Written for kinkfest over at IJ.

Title: I Met A Man (Save Me)
Fandom: American Gods/Baccano!
Rating: PG
Characters: Luck, Taxi Driver Djinn (oh yeah)
Summary: Energy must convert, one form to another, switching to conserve.
Warnings: Uh. AU?! 3am writing?! Dave Matthews rip-off?!

832 words, and it is totally not fun at all being awake at this hour with your head unable to be switched off.

walkin' through the desert I met a man, and he told me 'bout his crazy plan: he'd been walking for twenty days; he was gonna walk on for twenty more. )
karanguni: (ROY kills)
Oh god (pun pun pun pun pun) studying religious ethics is kicking my ass. Kicking my ass. Need... more... porn... to... offset... brain...
karanguni: (Alex KRAPANOS)
HI GUYS MAKE ME WRITE I AM SERIOUS MAKE ME WRITE. If I code and/or design and/or icon anymore I am going to lose the ability to type or something; I feel my brain melting; I haven't thought about writing for a week? More than a week? TOO LONG.

CURE ME

I'LL WRITE ANYTHING.

Also, Amatsuki. Who's watching it? And why is there no lj community for it? It's got pretty people! And Suwabe Junichi AND Okawa Toru in the same place! That's Tseng and Rufus! And hot boys!

[edit] There be fic in comments.

- Tseng and Zack and Aerith
- Tseng and Cissnei and Cloud with bad evil character death
karanguni: (danny OCEAN)
AND I AM DONE FOR TODAY AJJFLJFLKAJFLFLJ. Remind me never to do two challenges after a flight ever again. Ever. Ever ever ever.

Title: Passing Time
Rating: PG
Fandom: Good Omens
Wordcount: 1048
Summary: Some things don't fall, they just... slide.
Warnings: Written for [livejournal.com profile] springkink, prompt: Crowley/Aziraphale: falling from grace - influenced by each other. Extremely frustrating to write, so may not be the best of stuff. *fails at life*

1048 and a lot of grrrr-arrgh-jetlag. I wish I could do better by this prompt. D:

They say, God and the Devil like to play games. )
karanguni: (RUFUS' clothes)
Title: Beyond Good, Or: Evil
Characters: Tseng; Rufus and Reno
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Middle-sized Midgar AU. Bad religious overtones. Bad overtones! Written for roads_diverged on IJ; theme: battling the Devil.
Summary: Sometimes you need something more than a little morality.

4899 words; this is one of those which just don't budge no matter how much you pick at it or feel that it isn't right. I apologise on its behalf; it turned out more a mood piece than a plotty.

It's dangerous, thinking in Midgar. )

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A universe of unmapped grief and love
And new master light is beyond
The pleiades and plow and southern stars.

O soaring
Icarus of outworld, burn bright
The traceries of known skymarks,
Slide the highway planets behind
Your clear waxed wings.

Go conquer the everywhere left
Beyond your sad confinement
In a predicted bonehouse,
Witch thrown riddle of flesh
And water.

O soar until nothing
remains but great glittering holes
In the black godspun shirt over your head.

- John Fairfax