ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.

Cue rolling about in duvet and screaming, REDUX. Verily the crack has been brought.

So, should I just scan you multiple random pages of the Financial Times now, or what? *makes choking noises vaguely similar to chkkkkkkkhhhhschngork-koff-ngggghunhhunhhunh*

BUTT PLUG. OH THE HUMANITY.