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And vaguely sick ajflksjf. If there is correspondence I need be replying to, I will get to soon! Right now a bit busy burning eggs on my forehead and wondering why all the university emails have to come IN THE WEEK I AM NOT AROUND ajslfkjasklf. \o

So what's been up, guys?

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I've been debating for a drink-filled day about whether or not to write you a FFXII/Discword crossover in which Ffamran finds a mentor in Moist von Lipwig.

*pawr fklakf* went to a club the other night (yay!) and there was this woman there being v. naked and f-you and all i could think is, 'yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay,' while drinking pepsi that tasted astonishingly like barley.

the rents want me to move to dinner. I HAVE A FEVER THAT FEELS IKE IT COULD FRy EGGS. like. akljsfjlnrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

eggs for dinner :)

but his birthday
tomorrow
filial piety is not a fish you can catch!

why was there a naked angry woman in the pub?

k: wow this margarita sucks; 90% water 1% alcohol!!! whee, let me perch on this barstool and watch people.

smoke machine: *PUFFFFFFF*

nothing happens for two horus

k: oh wow there's this half naked french lady! she looks quite hot!

k's friend: she looks like thirty, forty years old, you just can't tell with your glasses off. and she's flat.

k: *observing* so???

hnfl: *swings around on the pole*

k: dude, i don't club, but she's desperate.

hnfl: *grabs some guy*

guy: :D

hnfl: *snogs the guy on the very empty dance floor*

guy: :D!

hnfl: *legs do magical things around his waist while her tube slides down her breastless chest*

k: and here i thought i'd be bored all night.

guy: *tug tug*

hnfl + guy: *meander to bar*

k: *hops* ooh, they've picked up some other girl!

threesome: *snogs*

hnfl: *legs go up in the air around guy's neck*

k: I CAN'T SEE DAMN IT

a few minutes later

hnfl: *walks away from threesome, disappointed and giving fingers to everyone*

k: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

lolfits. a tube.

Very Poor Form. They must have been literally poor too, because there are always hotels that charge by the hour. Though maybe I'm tainted by living in what is ultimately a mining town that also happens to be a pseudo-military port. Tho now I'm imagining her legs performing card tricks around his waist, and pulling rabbits out of hats.

Take some anti-fever drugs? And/or sleep?

i am sipping on milo, food of the gods, and wondering if any good porn was posted when i was gone. zomg columbia things are day after tomorrow and i am at once both excited and ready to avoid evil people whom i may know. calamity!!!

what's wrong with a tube????

i think she was too lazy for a hotel. and straightish, likely. alas, lost opportunities to people watch.

also how is perth a mining town??????

Western Australia is full of mines, all the miners come from/come to Perth as the only city, all the money is from mines, all the ore is shipped through Fremantle, hence, mining town?

It takes a classy kind of woman to wear a tube without looking desperate, that's all.

now i know more about perth than my standard, "highways! grass! vietnamese noodles!" routine! :D :D

*bows to your incredibly superior experience as one who had to tug her sundress wearing friend away from the bdsm club next door* but what if you want to look desperate? i mean, s'a club! desperate people must make up some of the demographic!

But even if 'you' are desperate, by broadcasting 'desperate' signals you'll only ever pick up a desperate guy! Who's probably wearing too much cologne!

But what's the usual "not-desperate worth sleeping with guy" ratio to "desperate cologne monster" anyway?

lol, at clubs somewhere around 1:100?

PREEEEEEEECISELY.

where have all the good men gone?
and where are all the whores~

it was fun, though, in this "hey hee hee now i have fodder" way. bali = OPEN AIR club = grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

(Also, voyeurs need to carry spare glasses?)

(i did, but was too lazy at that juncture to put them on! didn't check in luggage ergo did not bring contactseseseses, precious. more people need to be exhibitionist, this is my conclusion.)

pssssssssst also weareth you earrings? i bougheth souvenirs, which now i try in a grammatically failurish way to distribute!

In a multiplicity of ways, aye, I do!

this is good and shiny. something blue will go headed your way soon.

also oh my god now that the fever has somewhat receded - being away from the computer for 5 days really amps up the writing urges. i am going to take nasdack and beat it on the head with a tseng-hammer. should we arbitrarily start posting the early bits that have been written for forever just to torment ourselveses?

yes!

Needeth to dig them outeth too.

I'm so tired. :D Better than alcohol. How is your fever?

*patseses tired nyx* better. spent some time talking with my 'rents, which always surprises me in its enjoyability. have been spending the last few glorious and heat-hazy hours thinking of tseng and how i have no plot ideas but plenty of words that would do neatly for spilling out. \o

hee hee forcing nasdack into existence. good thing jersey is all done up! it's practically auto-postable. *rubs hands together* tomorrow if i am alive i will write plenty of zack and stressed out tseng. hooray!

K IS BACK
AND IN DA HOUSE

*welcomes*

Also, ahaha, going to a club to people-watch <3
I tend not to (watch, that is, since it can seriously dampen one's faith in humanity?)

Also, am sick myself. I sound like a drag queen with a hang over.
*croaks and drinks tea*

♥ ♥ GET BETTER!!

K'S FEVER IS ESCALATING
ESSSSSSSKALATING.

♥

i probably'd have this like thinky answer re: that question BUT I AM TOO DEAD TO THINK ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW checking of rain plz

hehe let's say it was a rhetorical question

re: fever. ICE ICE BABY~ *hands*

damn tropical thunderstorms <3

You get better too, 'k?

ewwwwwww ice omg i typed that as "eyes" I am so wasted.

\o 'k.

Yay, you're back! *missed*

Sorry you're ill, darling. Would a little Gar/Bart porn help? That's the only interesting thing I've done this week aside from making the bracelets for my Sweet Charity winners and buying myself a netbook. (Which, omg, so wee and adorable, and I love it.)

*sends 'get well' vibes your way*

♥ awwww, Gar/Bart!

Netbook! What was it? :D?

It's an HP Mini 1030nr. There was one in stock when I was at Best Buy last Friday, and I broke down and bought it. I've been toting it around when I go out places that might have wi-fi, checking my email in public just because I can. XD (Okay, honestly, it actually was incredibly handy at my new knitting group the other night, because I was easily able to pass it around to show people the projects I have up on Ravelry when they asked about what I was working on. Major improvement over lugging my huge desktop replacement laptop like I did the week before.)

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