Nov. 17th, 2008

karanguni: (RAHM shhh)
TWO FICS IN ONE BECAUSE I'M SERIOUSLY AFRAID OF GOING TO HELL. I actually am going to slap a disclaimer on this: I KNOW NOTHING. I KNOW NO ONE. ALL OF THIS IS FAKE. PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME.

Anderson Cooper/Rahm Emanuel

PG13, 2780 words and Rahm Emanuel picking up a new boy.

Caveat lector: I know close to nothing about CNN, and even less about politics! But that's okay, because Anderson Cooper is hot. I have no title for this thing, but it goes out to [livejournal.com profile] haydn (who propogated the idea with these blisteringly hot pictures of A.Cooper), [livejournal.com profile] charlie_d_blue and [livejournal.com profile] evercourant, all my psychotic enablers.


Rahm Emanuel does not make friends; he makes allies, makes family, he makes protégés and then he makes those protégés into men.  )

Fic 2:

My only excuse is... I have no excuse. Pundits/Rahmfic, ho!

Take Me To The Liberalmediagame

Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Anderson Cooper and Rahm Emanuel. PG13. 2452 words.

Stephen wants Rahm on the Report. Rahm just wants, more or less, to make Anderson laugh. Sort-of-not-really follow up post to the fic above.

This is the fault of [livejournal.com profile] evercourant, whom I stole a few lines from, and also [livejournal.com profile] kaiserkuchen, who provided sinful pictures and links to AC stuff.

Caveat lector: I am so new to these people that sometimes I have no idea what I'm doing. 8D

Rahm gives him a four-and-a-half wave goodbye. )
karanguni: (Anderson COOPER says ?)
Somehow, I just keep sending myself to hell over and over and over again. It's like some terminal illness inspired by [livejournal.com profile] evercourant. SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP ME. Disclaimer again: I DON'T KNOW THEM. I DON'T - OH GOD - WANT TO DO ANYTHING TO THEM. PLEASE DON'T HURT ME. THIS IS ALL FICTION. I PLEAD INSANITY.

Pundits/Rahm, again. Follows up from this crazy thing.

All's Fair in War and, Well. Mostly Just War

Fandom: Pundits and fakepolitics
Characters: Rahm and Anderson, with Stephen and Jon.
Rating: PG13.
Summary: Anderson really wants his friends to just get along. It's all right; Rahm will make that (censored) happen.

2192 words, and please someone shoot me in the head, it would be a mercykilling.

'You got a chance to send him a Christmas gift and you didn't send him anthrax?' )

 

A universe of unmapped grief and love
And new master light is beyond
The pleiades and plow and southern stars.

O soaring
Icarus of outworld, burn bright
The traceries of known skymarks,
Slide the highway planets behind
Your clear waxed wings.

Go conquer the everywhere left
Beyond your sad confinement
In a predicted bonehouse,
Witch thrown riddle of flesh
And water.

O soar until nothing
remains but great glittering holes
In the black godspun shirt over your head.

- John Fairfax