karanguni | Deep and soulful and meaningful question

Dear Neglected Final Fantasy VII Readers on the flist:

This is my inner voice for Tseng speaking. After 2428 stories in which Tseng does nothing much other than, um, kick a lot of ass and/or have mildly disturbing flashbacks and/or stays quite firmly in his nice, mono-fandom spot, would you guys be interested in (I know I'm a total w00b and failure here) seeing his ass get sort of kicked in a Batman crossover?

Because, um, yeah. Tseng. In Gotham. Um. I'll be here. Holding up little signs that say "endorse the plotbunny". *WEEPS FOR FANDOM PURITY*

Been busy as hell; really should be taking the entire remainder of August and September off on hiatus, but what's the point of one if you don't have the self-will, right? Been speeding through a lot of schoolwork, and it's still not even close to what I need to do, so, other than huge bits of fandom squee, not going to be much from my end these two months.

Brain is dead, also.

Poor pet dog is in need of a shower.

Michael Phelps is probably half-dolphin, aside from being 100% awesome.

Sotired.

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Don't be fooled by fandom's purity, it's dirtier than it looks. I suspect your crossover will be love-worthy regardless (or because of) of how many lines you cross.

Incidentally, regarding Michael Phelps, have you heard of Australian Swim Team Slash, because I was freaking fucking mindboggled and tripped out on seven levels to discover that there's a whole fandom of US of Aers that just slash our Aussie boys and coaches and MY GOD THE THINGS THEY DO TO MICHAEL PHELPS----

Yeah. :D

Are you serious. I haven't really been into sports much over the last couple of... forevers - there was a time when the family spent bits and pieces of time in Perth and Sydney, mostly during my, uh, formative years, and I used to be bored to tears in Perth and I'd buy magazines and read all about Ian Thorpe and thaaat's about as much as I know of Austraila's swimteam, except that they're really good.

... Phelps = autowhore?

Swimming pool = auto STD problem.

I fail so hard at crossing fandom lines, but today I sat down and I had this THING hit me on the head and I thought, for the first time in a long while, that I could write a piece of Tseng that was a piece of instead of a piece on. MAKING NO SENSE NOW. BUT IT'S HOT, IN MY HEAD.

http://thorne-scratch.livejournal.com/180805.html#cutid2

Yeah. Go Michael.

I got as far as When Michael woke up with scales growing on his dick, he immediately figured he was going to have the worst day of his life.

Now, to gather the courage to press the Forward button on my browser.

I am never going to forgive you I am never going to forgive you I am NEVER GOING TO FORGIVE, fuck, man, I HAVE WORK TO DO, I shouldn't be CACKLING AND SHIT and oh my god.

Dying here.

(Also, how was/is the move? Plus, you totally owe me pictures, or something. Especially now that I. The. Only. Image. Swimsuits. Scales. God in heaven.)

EHEHEHEHEHE I INFESTED YOU WITH AUSTRALIAN SWIM TEAM SLASH!!!!!!1!!

Score.

I freaking WISH I could write slash that freaking pwnsome. I VERY NEARLY DECIDED TO WATCH THE SWIMMING.

Yeah, I owe you pictures. ^^ But I have a startlingly abundant surplus of pants at the moment. Move is in progress: shifting to temporary house until the final house is ready. I have to do this twice? I much sobbingness.

I sympathise with you, soul, spirit and slash.

Oh Thorpe. I think I still have young Disney Adventures cutouts of you, or something. You have bizzaro hands. And I'm not going to write one more damn word about them, no.

I DON'T KNOW ANYONE ON THE SWIM TEAM BESIDES THORPE WHO'S NOT ON THE SWIM TEAM oh god help me now.

This is so much more interesting than doing math, which is an INHERENT PROBLEM NOW.

you think that's bad? Every fucking olympics there's like a full page spread in the paper itemising thorpe's weird-arse anatomy, using DIAGRAMS and RATIOS and all sorts of things to indicate how the Boy Was Born To Swim.

Thorpe is my nemesis. Don't ask.

Big hands could come in useful, you know.

eeeeh, you girls are on top form! LOVELOVELOVE :D

I am always up for Tseng, you know that! And heheh, in the dark of Gotham and clashing with the Batsuit. ooooh yeah!

Misses yoooousss...

IT IS A KNIGHT FROM THE DARKNESS; SHE COMETH.

Somehow, I feel like saying, THERE IS SWEAT IN THE AIR.

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

I give you MOOOOOORE http://thorne-scratch.livejournal.com/183683.html#cutid2

i stalk this chick's LJ. She has utterly pwnsome Vincent/Cloud Cloud/Seph, etc etc on her fanfiction.net site if you wants, also

ye gads! that sounds awesome. will be checking that journal out! thankeee dearest Nyx. eheehhe, Vincent/Cloud. Hmmm...

Indeed, this Knight Ninja is on her return journey to her LJ clan soon.

My return is imminent, and therefore, the crack, right?

*tries to think of the Latin for return just to fill in witty things like "return ergo crack" to make Descartes cry*

I'm waiting desperately for the damn crossover ^^
And I know, that RL can be a bitch time by time. The only word I manage to write at the moment is: STRESS!!!
(and stupid div styles and div classes ... fu**, I think in hex-code atm)

(HAHAHAHA I SEND YOU MY EMPATHY, so much of it. There was a time/I felt that hexcodes/Were the devil/And they are/And they are.)

I'mmmmmmm addicted to stress that's the way that I get things done! If I'm not under pressure then I SLEEP TOO LONG AND I HANG AROUND LIKE A BUM ajflajkf

I need the stress too but I had a little bit too much of it during the last weeks. Job and then my ex-bf showed up (and if I could rent a Tseng, he would be the main target)
And sleeping is so overrated. Four hours are enough ID (that' what my brain tries to tell my body every day ^^)

*sends a Tseng your way* Buu creepy people.

Sleeps overrated. But it feels so good!

Sleep feels way too good. That's the problem ^^
And w/ such a messed up sleeping rhythm like I have it's even better ID

I also have to say, you have now given me the urge to write dolphin porn. DOLPHIN PORN.

Except I can't think of anywhere that there's a WAIT A MINUTE, CLOUD GOES SWIMMING WITH THAT DOLPHIN IN FFVII.............

Oh man. Dolphin porn begs acknowledgment. All that flexing slick muscle.

I remember watching v. interesting documentaries on dolphins; as adolescents they'd have homosexual partners, just for fun- thing is, even after they get attached to another (het) dolphin, they still hang out with Old Pal #1. Almost as much as their new attache. In fact, dolphins will swim across entire wherevers and go into grief if they discover that Old Pal #1 has died.

THIS IS ENCOURAGING, YES?

*waves tiny crossover flag of joy*

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