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Oh Tim. Tim. Tim. Tim. (And a viral meme.)
Still in the midst of studying. Batman and family, they are my anti-drug. Spasming below cut. Fic and your usual she-bang will return, BUT NOT RIGHT NOW.
Because, right now? TIM DRAKE IS TOO BUSY KICKING JASON TODD IN THE CROTCH.
I don't doubt his taste:
(Bigger scan here.)
Because all three of them are very, um, capable Robins, I am sure. They have, all of them, worked long and hard to gain Bruce's, uh, approval. (Said approval is also probably why Jason shouldn't be kneeing Dick in the crotch.
Dick's name, it will never stop being funny.)
But I think Dick and Tim do doubt Jason's, y'know. Sanity. After he breaks into a secure facility just so that he can ambush Tim in order to let everyone with a Bat symbol on them know that he's feeling kind of unloved.
Um. Jason. You died. There's a memorial to you in the Batcave. Bruce uses you as an emotional grenade whenever the rest of the family tries anything stupid and/or foolish. Their angst about you? It is big. It is deadly. It eats small children for breakfast. What did you want Bruce to do? Beat the Joker up with a crowbar?
*pats Jason soothingly* Don't worry. We all know it's tough being the middle child. And, looking at who preceeded you (acrobat, sex on legs, blindly devoted and loyal and happy Nightwing) and who succeeded you (detective, insanely clever, critical and complementary), who could blame you?
You still totally deserved that kick in the balls, though. There's hope for you yet, Tim!
Ah, brotherly love.
Meanwhile, I will continue to be amazed at how no one in the superhero community has, uh, made fun of and/or noticed and/or called Bruce out on his somewhat unhealthy obsession with boys who look like that. I mean. Hot damn, the three of them could literally be brothers...
[edit] OH MY GOD. I just bought and read Robin: Year One and JESUS CHRIST my heart is BURNING IN MY CHEST. Bruce. Bruce was so different, but not in a bad way, just in that unimaginable way that has to do with grace, and the way the world robs you of it if you livein it too long, and too hard. AND DICK. JEsjfjflashflahlfJAJFALF I can't even BEGIN TO DESCRIBE asfjaljf oh my god. He went to a public middle school. Willingly. He loves Alfred/Alfie. With all his heart. He looks after Bruce. And uses Bruce's own standards as his own, without qualm and without complaint. And then he gets his face beaten in and his only answer to Bruce's RIDICULOUS WAY OF SHOWING HE CARES? Is an apology.
ALFJALHGALHFLAJFLJFA AL AJFLJFA.
God, I love this fandom. Maybe I should use some of my birthday moolah and buy myself more iconspace. *____* IF ONLY PEOPLE GAVE ME CASH IN INTERNET CREDITS.
Here, have a meme:
1. Answer the questions, using one name from your flist as an answer to each question.
2. Delete the questions, leaving the answers.
3. Give the questions to anyone who does the meme in turn.
1.![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
darkeyedwolf, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
2.writerz_bloc
3.maho_kiwi
4.celes_grant
5. I NOMINATE MYSELF.
6._ice_lady_
7.guingel
8.pere_chan, scheherezhad
9.logistika_nyx, FOR GREAT JUSTICE CRACK.
10. Probablykaradin, or writerz_bloc
11. Or here.
12.knightlineninja, FROM WHAT I KNOW OF HER HEART ♥
13. I shall cheat, and reuse names:darkeyedwolf
14. No idea?!
15. NO IDEA.
16.aikonamika
17.jessieheart, but in a good way!
18.karadin; maybe it's all the Gackt vibes.
19.sister_coyote
20.logistika_nyx
21. Can't think of anyone right now.
22. This is even harder.
23.logistka_nyx I SENSE A PATTERN HERE. Or maybe laylah
24.1womp. His younger version, maybe.
25.obabscribbler. WAY WITH WORDS.
26. I would fail terribly here.
27.celes_grant
28.spikeyboots
29. Nah, not right now.
30. HI 8D
Because, right now? TIM DRAKE IS TOO BUSY KICKING JASON TODD IN THE CROTCH.
I don't doubt his taste:
(Bigger scan here.)
Because all three of them are very, um, capable Robins, I am sure. They have, all of them, worked long and hard to gain Bruce's, uh, approval. (Said approval is also probably why Jason shouldn't be kneeing Dick in the crotch.
Dick's name, it will never stop being funny.)
But I think Dick and Tim do doubt Jason's, y'know. Sanity. After he breaks into a secure facility just so that he can ambush Tim in order to let everyone with a Bat symbol on them know that he's feeling kind of unloved.
Um. Jason. You died. There's a memorial to you in the Batcave. Bruce uses you as an emotional grenade whenever the rest of the family tries anything stupid and/or foolish. Their angst about you? It is big. It is deadly. It eats small children for breakfast. What did you want Bruce to do? Beat the Joker up with a crowbar?
*pats Jason soothingly* Don't worry. We all know it's tough being the middle child. And, looking at who preceeded you (acrobat, sex on legs, blindly devoted and loyal and happy Nightwing) and who succeeded you (detective, insanely clever, critical and complementary), who could blame you?
You still totally deserved that kick in the balls, though. There's hope for you yet, Tim!
Ah, brotherly love.
Meanwhile, I will continue to be amazed at how no one in the superhero community has, uh, made fun of and/or noticed and/or called Bruce out on his somewhat unhealthy obsession with boys who look like that. I mean. Hot damn, the three of them could literally be brothers...
[edit] OH MY GOD. I just bought and read Robin: Year One and JESUS CHRIST my heart is BURNING IN MY CHEST. Bruce. Bruce was so different, but not in a bad way, just in that unimaginable way that has to do with grace, and the way the world robs you of it if you livein it too long, and too hard. AND DICK. JEsjfjflashflahlfJAJFALF I can't even BEGIN TO DESCRIBE asfjaljf oh my god. He went to a public middle school. Willingly. He loves Alfred/Alfie. With all his heart. He looks after Bruce. And uses Bruce's own standards as his own, without qualm and without complaint. And then he gets his face beaten in and his only answer to Bruce's RIDICULOUS WAY OF SHOWING HE CARES? Is an apology.
ALFJALHGALHFLAJFLJFA AL AJFLJFA.
God, I love this fandom. Maybe I should use some of my birthday moolah and buy myself more iconspace. *____* IF ONLY PEOPLE GAVE ME CASH IN INTERNET CREDITS.
Here, have a meme:
1. Answer the questions, using one name from your flist as an answer to each question.
2. Delete the questions, leaving the answers.
3. Give the questions to anyone who does the meme in turn.
1.
darkeyedwolf, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.2.
writerz_bloc3.
maho_kiwi4.
celes_grant5. I NOMINATE MYSELF.
6.
_ice_lady_7.
guingel8.
pere_chan, scheherezhad9.
logistika_nyx, FOR GREAT 10. Probably
karadin, or writerz_bloc11. Or here.
12.
knightlineninja, FROM WHAT I KNOW OF HER HEART ♥13. I shall cheat, and reuse names:
darkeyedwolf14. No idea?!
15. NO IDEA.
16.
aikonamika17.
jessieheart, but in a good way!18.
karadin; maybe it's all the Gackt vibes.19.
sister_coyote20.
logistika_nyx21. Can't think of anyone right now.
22. This is even harder.
23.
logistka_nyx I SENSE A PATTERN HERE. Or maybe laylah24.
1womp. His younger version, maybe.25.
obabscribbler. WAY WITH WORDS.26. I would fail terribly here.
27.
celes_grant28.
spikeyboots29. Nah, not right now.
30. HI 8D
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No, no, no, close but no cigar! 8D
no subject
Which friend is most likely to wet his pants upon meeting Morgan Freeman?
Which friend emits a constant, high-pitched whistle?
Which friend has a scent that is disturbingly similar to wet cigars?
Which friend sometimes answers to the name "Tabitha?"
Which friend is immortalized in song as "Bringing sexy back?"
Which friend finds the most ways to avoid work, even when it's SO past due?
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... tabitha?