karanguni: (KINKI kids)
K ([personal profile] karanguni) wrote2007-11-12 11:27 pm

PHI ARE THEY SO TASTY

I love the Kinki boys, I do; but usually their music just doesn't coincide with what I usually listen to. So I let Phi stew unlistened to a bit longer than I would've a Takkitsuba album - but I opened it up tonight.

NGHGHGHHGH



The opening few tracks - lOve in the phi in particular - were very good. It's as though their composer finally stopped referencing Flaaaaaawaaaaaaaa and Grusaaaaasu no Shouuunen and updated their sound profile a bit. Lots of new hip hop and R&B sounding tracks, and with chillingly good vocals. Yeah, Kochan still sounds a bit like he's about to cry at some bits, but his coordination with Tsuyoshi and their harmony is *______________*; the EGDE of the WORD made me shiver all over.

BUT THEN I REACHED KOICHI'S SOLO SONG. I'm a Tsuyo-vocals fan but HOLY SHIT. Lose Control was not badly named at all. It's as though Kochan got put on some really happy drugs. And then made to watch porn for a few hours before being allowed into the recording studio. Seriously, it sounds like he's having phone sex with the mic. On first listen there were bits where I swore that he was just moaning a lot. Like, holy shit, Kochan manages to make audio sound fanservice-y. I've been LOOPING it for no good reason other than to sit and grin like an idiot.

Seriously. Seriously. Go, go, just go listen to it and nosebleed for yourself. And go buy Phi and push their sales, because this album needs to be fondled in physical glory. HMV, disappoint me not!

And here's some Nagase-baby on Domoto Kyoudai (2004) to help.

Change links from hxxp to http as usual!

This is a sexcellent an excellent way of recovering from sicknesseseses, yes it is precious.

[identity profile] darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
........ I WILL GIVE YOU A MILLION DOLLARS TO UPLOAD LOSE CONTROL. I've hit my MU limit but, but Koichi porn noises a;fkjdff DO WANT.

[identity profile] karanguni.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
IT IS THERE! IT IS THERE! IF MEGAUPLOAD DOES NOT WORK THEN WHAT DOES? MEDIAFIRE?

[identity profile] karanguni.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
http://www.mediafire.com/?byebbbuqeoy HERE MY CHILD, AUDIO ORGASM.

[identity profile] darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I LOVE YOU ETERNALLY ♥ ♥ ♥

[identity profile] karanguni.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
THINGS LIKE THIS SHOULD BE SHARED WITH THE WORLD.

[identity profile] darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD YOU WEREN'T KIDDING

[identity profile] karanguni.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
IT IS SO GOOD. IT IS PHONE SEX WITH THE MICROPHONE. KOICHI RANDOMLY PANTING AND GOING HIGHER

[identity profile] darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
AT FIRST HE KIND OF SOUNDED LIKE MY DOG WHEN SHE GETS STUCK IN THINGS

T-THEN CAME THE MOANING

[identity profile] karanguni.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
NGHGHHHHHHHHH THE BIT WHERE HE STARTS DOING THIS WEIRD PANTING SHIT AND THEN THE DRAWN OUT MOAN LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, how could he have done that in a studio UNLESS they blacked it out and made him do weird gyrations or something. NO HUMAN BEING CAN SING SOMETHING LIKE THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE.

http://www.mediafire.com/?c31pg94zts5 NOW GO LISTEN TO lOve in the PHI. It's like a smoooooooother version of Loser Control, with Tsuyoshi's crooning and them saying please say yes. Oh yes. Oh yes.

[identity profile] darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
a;fskfjlsdf JESUS CHRIST

WHERE HAS THIS MUSIC BEEN ALL MY LIFE

[identity profile] karanguni.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
HIDING IN CORNERS WHERE ALL THE TRACKS HAVE ORGIES WITH EACH OTHER.

[identity profile] amiarebel.livejournal.com 2007-11-23 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Haaaaa~~You are not kidding at all!!
I just listen to "losing control" and OMG!!!How can he sing THAT!
(>\\\\<)

BTW,I really wonder how it will be if he sing this song in concert??

[identity profile] karanguni.livejournal.com 2007-11-23 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably by watching indecent videos first. *laughs*

In concert? They'd probably have to provide packets of tissue paper for the fans first. And give him loose pants.