WOW MY SANITY

[karanguni]

Y HALO THAR, MADNESS. I leave for Japan on an educational trip (unfortunately; them bastards took away the one "free" day we might've had to run around molesting Johnny's) in a few days. THE RESULT OF THIS IS THAT I AM GOING TO GIVE MYSELF THINGS TO DO.

FIC MEME TIME

HIT ME WITH ANYTHING. I want to drabble my soul into a whimpery thing. Happily also welcoming Cowboy Bebop and FFVII!Turks, if there's anyone who wants to feed my brain before I explode.

Comments

[darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com]

I THINK YOU SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT A GIANT NAKED MONSTER AND HIS HALFLING HERMIT SIDEKICK

[karanguni.livejournal.com]

WHAT, NAGASE THE STRIPPER AND KOICHI THE ANTISOCIAL TAGALONG?

[darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com]

SOUNDS GOOD!

[karanguni.livejournal.com]

If Nagase were an icon, he'd be that Pooh humping a tree.

[darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com]

If Nagase were an icon he'd get banned from LJ, and not for breastfeeding. XD

[karanguni.livejournal.com]

Nrgah I couldn't quite fit in the giant naked monster part. THIS IS SO BAD.

When you're small and twelve and really, really short, the labryinth of rooms in the backstage of any venue will scare the crap out of you. The only familiar faces are the ones you see on television, which isn't really comforting considering that you've heard rumours about how Nagase-senpai doesn't close the door when he goes to the toilet and the other juniors who have a year or two on you advise you never to go near TOKIO's dressing room because bad things are inside, really bad things but you're nervous and you're new and you've just been smacked in the face by a door being flung open in front of you.

'Eh?'

In the dark of the backstage corridor you scramble to your feet and numbly read the print-out pasted on the wall above you (Kinki Kids); there's just enough time for you to realise that the naked-man-under-the-bathrobe-who-just-said-eh? is Domoto-Koichi-senpai-oh-god. But Yabu-kun said that he never comes out of the dressing room, which means you must have done something spectacularly wrong like, you don't know, insulted his car or said something bad about F-1 or -

'Eh?' the bathrobed figure (WOULD HE TIE IT SHUT PLEASE WOULD HE TIE IT SHUT) mutters. 'Oh, junior-kun.' (YOU HAVE A NAME, YOU THINK. WOW THIS SENPAI HAS SQUINTY EYES.) 'Could you do me a favour?'

You make this noise that could be a yes or a help me please. Koichi-kun/san/sama doesn't seem to care which. He just sways a bit and finally (FINALLY) secures his bathrobe about his waist.

'Get me a bottle of cola,' he says, 'the caterers didn't bring any but I think you can get some from Nagase if you ask him. Eh, thank you.'

The door shuts before you can object or accept; it sinks in only two or three seconds later that you're going to have to go into that dressing room.

---

It's really only two months later that you realise that every junior gets pushed around by the senpais the first time around; it doesn't make you feel any better for all that Nagase-kun laughed and laughed and laughed, or for having stepped on Leader by accident after opening the door to their dressing room.

[darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com]

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and the other juniors who have a year or two on you advise you never to go near TOKIO's dressing room because bad things are inside, really bad things

AHAHAHA THEY HAVE TO LEARN ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES SOMETIME

But Yabu-kun said that he never comes out of the dressing room

OH GOD YES

A HUDDLED MASS OF JUNIORS

THE EXCHANGE OF HUSHED WHISPERS

AND THEN

THE SIGHTING

;SKFLJDFKLFJ

(YOU HAVE A NAME, YOU THINK. WOW THIS SENPAI HAS SQUINTY EYES.) '

*DYING*(

or for having stepped on Leader by accident after opening the door to their dressing room.







Yes.

[karanguni.livejournal.com]

:D

[darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com]

OH GOD AND I FORGET TO MENTION

KOICHI GETTING JUNIOR-KUN TO FETCH HIM SOME COKE

IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING

[karanguni.livejournal.com]

AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, I CANNOT BELIEVE I WROTE THAT IMAGINING CHINEN'S FACE IN MY MIND NGHLFHASKLJFlkasjflkasjfklasjfklja i'm going to hell

[darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com]

a;fdsjkf WAS IT NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CHINEN?? *CRYING*

[karanguni.livejournal.com]

IT WAS BUT MY BRAIN NGHGH

[darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com]

a;fdlkjf I read "really, really short" and thought you were writing Koichi chibific at first, but then I got to the second paragraph and was like OHH IT'S CHINEN

[karanguni.livejournal.com]

I'm half certain Koichi stopped growing at 13, or something, or had his growth stunted by cricking his neck looking up at Nagase all the time.

Then again, short man + tall man = ideally positioned short man. *BEAMS*