1. Became a Turk. 2. Okay, that wasn't very smart. 3. Gets assigned to sad-ass part of the world. 4. Wow, this sucks. 5. Pretty girl! 6. Wow, this sucks. 7. Gets stuck in a coffin. 8. For 30 years. 9. Then gets woken up by pissy blond boy. 10. In order to save the world. 11. From the people who put him in the coffin. 12. For 30 years. 13. World saved. That sucked, too. 14. ... bored now.
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1. Became a Turk.
2. Okay, that wasn't very smart.
3. Gets assigned to sad-ass part of the world.
4. Wow, this sucks.
5. Pretty girl!
6. Wow, this sucks.
7. Gets stuck in a coffin.
8. For 30 years.
9. Then gets woken up by pissy blond boy.
10. In order to save the world.
11. From the people who put him in the coffin.
12. For 30 years.
13. World saved. That sucked, too.
14. ... bored now.