Re: HI HALP

[identity profile] karanguni.livejournal.com 2008-07-07 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
God damn it, DoC canon does major fuckery to the simplicity of everything.

OKAY WAITTTT. Hojo gave up J E N O V A?! AJlsjflajfslkjfajf.

Okay, so. Um. VINCENT'S FATHER == TURK?!

Re: HI HALP

[identity profile] ellnyx.livejournal.com 2008-07-07 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Vincent's father = Grimoire Valentine, Scientist Extraordinaire.
Vin joined the Turks with his father protesting. Turks were 'janitors', cleaning up Shinra's messes. (Vincent quietly thought that most of those messes were made by the Science Department.)

(balthier balthier balthier balthier shhhhh)

Grim and Lucrecia had bonds - they worked together on Lucrecia's thesis, on the protomateria, on WEAPONs, etc etc. Lucrecia's fuck-up killed Grim (or rather, Chaos killed Grim). Her guilt, when Vin died, lead to her making Vincent's 'dead' body immortal so Hojo could 'host' Chaos within Vincent, because otherwise Chaos would have broken free, if the body had not been strong enough to take it. Seeing as she was pregnant and mako/Jenova-mad at the time, I suspect she was having femdom fantasies and trying to impregnate Vin or something, via Hojo's masculinity.

Yeah.

My god, that threesome is so fucked up it fills me to the brim.

Hojo gave up Jenova? Huh? Let me read my comment again. No, he didn't give up JENOVA, just that JENOVA wasn't 'his' pet project. After Gast 'disappeared' after Ifalna, Hojo and Lucrecia did stuff to their unborn child in order to convince Shinra that Hojo deserved to be in charge of the project. As it produced Sephiroth, Shinra complied.

Re: HI HALP

[identity profile] karanguni.livejournal.com 2008-07-07 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Wo...oooow, DoC canon breaks my head.

*REWRITES THE LAST SCENE JALFJLASF*

Re: HI HALP

[identity profile] ellnyx.livejournal.com 2008-07-07 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't played DoC, because I couldn't get past looking at Vin's swooshy cape. very distracting in a first person shooter, like, REALLY. But yeah, these are notes from my epic Vin.Lu.Hojo, all compiled with chunks of DoC research, so it's probably, sort of, maybe, very close?

One thing - the Jenova-stuff into unborn Sephiroth, Gast approved, but wasn't there for the injections. I think.

Re: HI HALP

[identity profile] karanguni.livejournal.com 2008-07-07 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Moral of the story, everyone is fucked up, but Vincent isn't, not really? Y/Y?

*TYPES FASTLY*

Re: HI HALP

[identity profile] ellnyx.livejournal.com 2008-07-07 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Except for, you know, having that Turk-hatred for all scientists (Hojo) but wanting Lucrecia (still a scientist, wat?), having total daddy issues and wanting the woman who slept with AND killed his father, being killed at the hands of her 'husband', being resurrected at her hands, and being impregnated with a great monstrous beast by her husband again, and possibly also being Sephiroth's father, but shhhh on that point.

Yeah, not fucked up at all.

Oh god, FFVII makes me flail.

Re: HI HALP

[identity profile] karanguni.livejournal.com 2008-07-07 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Shhh! I'm writing Turk!Vin, which means that he's wearing Turk!sauce, which means that all of this doesn't come into the picture yet. :D :D :D :D

Me, a lazy canon dodger? OH NO.

Almost done HA HA HA

Re: HI HALP

[identity profile] ellnyx.livejournal.com 2008-07-07 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
ONLY ON TUESDAYS


(I don't know. I imagined that what his gauntlet covers is not a cut-off arm, but rather horrible JENOVA pustules, where his flesh exploded semi-tenticularly, and out of sympathy (ie, to stop convalescent Vincent chewing his own arm off, which made JENOVA cells multiply as they raced to heal the wounds, which made Vincent chew his arm off almost literally going insane with hate for flesh-not-his-flesh) Hojo covered the whole limb with steel.

Yeah. Me/Torture = OTP.

Re: HI HALP

[identity profile] karanguni.livejournal.com 2008-07-07 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
WAIT WHICH HAND IS HIS CLAW ON AGAIN ajfajsf why am I so pathetic at Vin.

You/Torture = really fun and scary all at once.

Re: HI HALP

[identity profile] karanguni.livejournal.com 2008-07-07 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
SOUTHPAWDOM AMEN