Guess it's just the way I read characters. *laughs* Tseng's an open book to me; he comes really naturally and yet I can't write any of the main FFVII people worth a damn - they seem... opaque? Maybe I just haven't tried with Vincent - there's so many versions of him out there on the Interwebs that it's a bit scary. Sometimes he talks a lot... then he doesn't talk at all! Sometimes he's reticent, THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW HE IS SWOOSHYING HIS CAPE. D: *confused*
Ehehehe. *sends you doughnuts at work* Have I mentioned that it is my life's wish to see Rufus and Tseng in one scene? ANY scene? Just. Five second of dialogue? In fact, I'll take Okawa Toru and Suwabe Junichi just VOICE ACTING it. ajfjasfjjfs *bleeds*
Guess it's just the way I read characters. *laughs*
Oh, I understand it completely. I always remember me LOVING Vin/Cid and yet, I cannot write them for the love of me. I can write Cid, I can write Cid doing the most insane things with most insane people. I can whore Vincent around NO MATTER WHO WITH.
Except Cid. And, even though, canon wise, they tend to work, they're awfully cute, yet they just KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT when I approach them.
Sodding bastards and their need to lock their bedroom doors and squeeze toilet paper into the keyholes. *frowns*
Tseng IS an open book. He's so open for interpretation (and yet, you have to be VERY weary of OOC-ing him. Well, you in general sense. YOU as in YOU OMFG! *ded ded ded* Sfnjkfsnfjksfn never STOP!) and he's just plain amazing.
As is Rufus. They're real princesses that need attention in our little fandom.
AND OMG SO HAWT!
Ehehehe. *sends you doughnuts at work* Have I mentioned that it is my life's wish to see Rufus and Tseng in one scene? ANY scene? Just. Five second of dialogue? In fact, I'll take Okawa Toru and Suwabe Junichi just VOICE ACTING it. ajfjasfjjfs *bleeds*
Oh come on! They'd never do it! Squeenix isn't prepared for the amount of lawsuits for attempted murder that one'd get.
Oh and thank you. Now I need to hold my menstruation pad under my nose.
Dear. God.
GAH!
... *dies a thousand deaths*
(Would their seiyuus accept lots of moneys for some moaning in duet? Ya think? XD)
I know I have a BL drama of Okawa and Suwabe... JUST THAT THERE IS ANOTHER SEIYUU IN BETWEEN THEM. God SO CLOSE BUT SO FAR jalfjks *beats fists against walls* The two of them should be outlawed. I hear Suwabe speak and my knees just fail to recognise the fact that they ought to be holding me up properly.
HAHAH RUFUS AS A PRINCESS OH GOD *RUNS FROM THE INTERNAL MUSE WHO TRIES TO KILL ME*
Cid and Vincent in fandom is such a kinda adorable pairing! In this Angry Man versus Silent Dude kind of way! 8D 8D
Tseng's doing, actually; when Okawa speaks, my brain just stops functioning all together. WHEN THEY SPEAK AT THE SAsfjajf brb wiping drool.
Heh heh. Erestor and Glorfindel is another amazing Fandom Invention; god, I was (am?) the biggest Glorfindel dork on earth, and my OTP for him will always involve Ecthelion. I had a werid dream about that recently, come to think about it...
My Japanese is total fail and gained only through the Art of Anime, but from what I can mentally translate:
3 characters: The Uke (a flight steward), Suwabe (a bigshot first-class-flying foreigner) and Okawa (a pilot).
Uke: Lalalalal OMG IT IS OKAWA SHIT. Okawa: Hi there. *MOLEST* Uke: I AM NOT GAY. Okawa: Or so you think. See you tomorrow!
Uke: I hate my life.
(gets on plane)
Random Other Person: Hey, uke, you're on first class duty. Uke: Yup. ROP: And there's this bigshot foreigner there. Uke: Oh, okay. ROP: Have at it.
Uke: Hi sir would you like a drink. Suwabe: ... what do you like to drink? Uke: Uh. Coffee? Suwabe: I'll have a coffee. Uke: (coffees) Here you go, sir. Suwabe: Do you have a girlfriend? Or boyfriend? Uke: WHAT UM BYE.
(flight lands)
Okawa: HELLO. *molests* Uke: AAAAARHG I TOLD YOU I AM NOT GAY FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ajfllf.
(new flight)
ROP: First class duty. Again. For some yaoi reason, the first class passenger is that dude. Again. Uke: Shit.
(serves)
Uke: Hi sir. Suwabe: *BEAMS* Uke: Oh, shit. Suwabe: *orders five million drinks*
(turbulence!)
Uke: *FALLS INTO SUWABE'S LAP* Suwabe: *makes him join the mile high club*
(flight lands)
Uke: HOME HOME AT LAST BLESSED HOME. Okawa: Can I -- Uke: NO! Okawa: D: D: D:
(doorbell rings)
ROP: Hi flowers for you from random guy. Uke: WTF? Holy shit. I am being stalked. Suwabe: Surprise! *kidnaps* Uke: WTF?! Suwabe: Now I will lock you in my room and have my wicked way with you! Uke: OMG NO.
(passes out)
Uke: (waking up) Shit. Shit. Oh. CELLPHONE! Uke: (calling) HELP OKAWA SAVE ME. Okawa: WTF? Uke: RAPE. KIDNAP. HELP. I SEE TREES OUTSIDE THIS WINDOW. AM NAKED. Okawa: (runs over and mysteriously manages to save him) Suwabe: No! Okawa: DIE BITCH.
Uke: ... I think I'm gay. Okawa: I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER NO FEAR.
The one thing about BL dramas that makes me sad is that there must always be an uke. WHY. WHY. Why can there not be TWO GOOD MEN JUST BEING REALLY HOT. *weeps*
All the Japanese smut tends to be like that. And what annoys me the most is that recently we've been having an explosion of uke/uke action. Sure, cute, ADORABLY cute when you have two guys having no idea what the hell to DO with one another.
But god f*cking damn it, manly men don't rape! So yeah... two guys hawt together.
That'd rock.
I've been searching for a manga like that for ages now. No luck. *le sigh*
Aaaaaaaashfjsflajfkjas /brain breaks
Didn't you know he'd do anything for Tseng who has some unresolved Freudian mother issues.
This is what fandom is for. :D The plausible slash! :D
*nods vigorously* Why oh why do they only cater to pervs? What's with the rest of us, the normal pervs?! *pouts*
If a manga like that ever got released, I'd be its fan forever, or something close to. D:
OH MY GOD YES OH GOD WHY IS THERE NOTHING LIEK THAT?!
I managed to find like 2 mangas remotely close to it. Not two equal guys but just... they look more manly and that's about it, there's stil weeping and uke crap.
Oh, mangakas, oh! OH! OH!!!
Rufus trying to pander to Tseng by crossdressing ajfkjalfjlaksjfal oh god
COME ON! We know he'd do it!
*watches as he slowly puts some lipstick named '405 lolipop'*
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Dear god, why are the two of them so effing hawt and so effing... empty, canon wise? Except, of course, being stubborn as hell...
Mmmm... *needs a cold shower*
What do you mean you can't figure him out? He's like an open book most of the times. Only much much much more sexier.
Mmmm... Vincent... *nosebleeds*
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Ehehehe. *sends you doughnuts at work* Have I mentioned that it is my life's wish to see Rufus and Tseng in one scene? ANY scene? Just. Five second of dialogue? In fact, I'll take Okawa Toru and Suwabe Junichi just VOICE ACTING it. ajfjasfjjfs *bleeds*
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Oh, I understand it completely. I always remember me LOVING Vin/Cid and yet, I cannot write them for the love of me. I can write Cid, I can write Cid doing the most insane things with most insane people. I can whore Vincent around NO MATTER WHO WITH.
Except Cid. And, even though, canon wise, they tend to work, they're awfully cute, yet they just KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT when I approach them.
Sodding bastards and their need to lock their bedroom doors and squeeze toilet paper into the keyholes. *frowns*
Tseng IS an open book. He's so open for interpretation (and yet, you have to be VERY weary of OOC-ing him. Well, you in general sense. YOU as in YOU OMFG! *ded ded ded* Sfnjkfsnfjksfn never STOP!) and he's just plain amazing.
As is Rufus. They're real princesses that need attention in our little fandom.
AND OMG SO HAWT!Ehehehe. *sends you doughnuts at work* Have I mentioned that it is my life's wish to see Rufus and Tseng in one scene? ANY scene? Just. Five second of dialogue? In fact, I'll take Okawa Toru and Suwabe Junichi just VOICE ACTING it. ajfjasfjjfs *bleeds*
Oh come on! They'd never do it! Squeenix isn't prepared for the amount of lawsuits for attempted murder that one'd get.
Oh and thank you. Now I need to hold my menstruation pad under my nose.
Dear. God.
GAH!
... *dies a thousand deaths*
(Would their seiyuus accept lots of moneys for some moaning in duet? Ya think? XD)
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HAHAH RUFUS AS A PRINCESS OH GOD *RUNS FROM THE INTERNAL MUSE WHO TRIES TO KILL ME*
Cid and Vincent in fandom is such a kinda adorable pairing! In this Angry Man versus Silent Dude kind of way! 8D 8D
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AND YOU ARE NOT SHARING THE TITLE OF IT WITH ME OMG BECAUSE?!?!? NJKADNKJAD!
I hear Suwabe speak and my knees just fail to recognise the fact that they ought to be holding me up properly.
That's just Rufus doin', dear... *cough*
HAHAH RUFUS AS A PRINCESS OH GOD *RUNS FROM THE INTERNAL MUSE WHO TRIES TO KILL ME*
...
Good thing the guys are on break. *phew*
Cid and Vincent in fandom is such a kinda adorable pairing! In this Angry Man versus Silent Dude kind of way! 8D 8D
Petshop of Horrors has Count D and that blond guy. LoTR has Erestor and Glorfindel.
Other fandoms surely have those like that. I just can't thnk of it right now.
I blame Rufus in a pink dress.
*nod nod*
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Tseng's doing, actually; when Okawa speaks, my brain just stops functioning all together. WHEN THEY SPEAK AT THE SAsfjajf brb wiping drool.
Heh heh. Erestor and Glorfindel is another amazing Fandom Invention; god, I was (am?) the biggest Glorfindel dork on earth, and my OTP for him will always involve Ecthelion. I had a werid dream about that recently, come to think about it...
:DDDDDDDDDD
RUFUS IN A WHAT
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What's it about? Seems rather vague, but then again, I can't use GOogle's full potential at work now can I? *keeps safe search on, just in case*
Ooooh! Another E/G lover! Glorfy is such a dork! Dear god, do I love him
with Ecthelion oh GOD!IN A PINK TUTU DRESS WITH FRILLS AND LACE AND THOSE CHEAP PLASTIC BEADS IN SHAPES OF BUTTERFLIES!
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3 characters: The Uke (a flight steward), Suwabe (a bigshot first-class-flying foreigner) and Okawa (a pilot).
Uke: Lalalalal OMG IT IS OKAWA SHIT.
Okawa: Hi there. *MOLEST*
Uke: I AM NOT GAY.
Okawa: Or so you think. See you tomorrow!
Uke: I hate my life.
(gets on plane)
Random Other Person: Hey, uke, you're on first class duty.
Uke: Yup.
ROP: And there's this bigshot foreigner there.
Uke: Oh, okay.
ROP: Have at it.
Uke: Hi sir would you like a drink.
Suwabe: ... what do you like to drink?
Uke: Uh. Coffee?
Suwabe: I'll have a coffee.
Uke: (coffees) Here you go, sir.
Suwabe: Do you have a girlfriend? Or boyfriend?
Uke: WHAT UM BYE.
(flight lands)
Okawa: HELLO. *molests*
Uke: AAAAARHG I TOLD YOU I AM NOT GAY FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ajfllf.
(new flight)
ROP: First class duty. Again. For some yaoi reason, the first class passenger is that dude. Again.
Uke: Shit.
(serves)
Uke: Hi sir.
Suwabe: *BEAMS*
Uke: Oh, shit.
Suwabe: *orders five million drinks*
(turbulence!)
Uke: *FALLS INTO SUWABE'S LAP*
Suwabe: *makes him join the mile high club*
(flight lands)
Uke: HOME HOME AT LAST BLESSED HOME.
Okawa: Can I --
Uke: NO!
Okawa: D: D: D:
(doorbell rings)
ROP: Hi flowers for you from random guy.
Uke: WTF? Holy shit. I am being stalked.
Suwabe: Surprise! *kidnaps*
Uke: WTF?!
Suwabe: Now I will lock you in my room and have my wicked way with you!
Uke: OMG NO.
(passes out)
Uke: (waking up) Shit. Shit. Oh. CELLPHONE!
Uke: (calling) HELP OKAWA SAVE ME.
Okawa: WTF?
Uke: RAPE. KIDNAP. HELP. I SEE TREES OUTSIDE THIS WINDOW. AM NAKED.
Okawa: (runs over and mysteriously manages to save him)
Suwabe: No!
Okawa: DIE BITCH.
Uke: ... I think I'm gay.
Okawa: I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER NO FEAR.
Um. Yeah. :D
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Some yaoi just disappoints with the lack of depth. ... OF THE STORY OMG NOT THAT!!!!
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Rufus starts putting on skin coloured silky stockings with garters*
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Heh heh heh depth. :D *smiles*
Aaaaaaaashfjsflajfkjas /brain breaks
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But god f*cking damn it, manly men don't rape! So yeah... two guys hawt together.
That'd rock.
I've been searching for a manga like that for ages now. No luck. *le sigh*
Aaaaaaaashfjsflajfkjas /brain breaks
Didn't you know he'd do anything for Tseng
who has some unresolved Freudian mother issues.no subject
If a manga like that ever got released, I'd be its fan forever, or something close to. D:
Rufus trying to pander to Tseng by crossdressing ajfkjalfjlaksjfal oh god
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*nods vigorously* Why oh why do they only cater to pervs? What's with the rest of us, the normal pervs?! *pouts*
If a manga like that ever got released, I'd be its fan forever, or something close to. D:
OH MY GOD YES OH GOD WHY IS THERE NOTHING LIEK THAT?!
I managed to find like 2 mangas remotely close to it. Not two equal guys but just... they look more manly and that's about it, there's stil weeping and uke crap.
Oh, mangakas, oh! OH! OH!!!
Rufus trying to pander to Tseng by crossdressing ajfkjalfjlaksjfal oh god
COME ON! We know he'd do it!
*watches as he slowly puts some lipstick named '405 lolipop'*
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*dies at your mangaka thing oh god dies a thousand times* Someone who is a good artist totally needs to a Turk manga. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
405 lollipop aflajlksfja asjfkl askfj *whimper*
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Ooooooooooooooooh.
OH!
aflajlksfja asjfkl askfj *whimper*
Lacey thong or commando?
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COMMANDO.
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With river pearls beaded on it in a shape of a little heart.
*nod nod* But, if you say so... I suppose, easy access under that tutu. *nods again*
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Secretly, he just wants to cross dress as a Turk and use the tie on Tseng. Mhmm.no subject
You!
YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH GADS!
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*dies*
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*fans self* An office full of men will now be shocked!
EGADS! EGADS! EGADS!!!
That is SO deserving of a bunny! *nods vigorously and starts thinking up a good plot for tonight*
*dies*
YAY!
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This so goes to my FGJ universe. *nod nod*
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