karanguni: (Imai TSUBASA)
K ([personal profile] karanguni) wrote2007-11-04 09:02 am

HO HO HO, MERRY PIMPING

Being only human, I am afraid I cannot do justice to the millions of better group-specific pimp posts out there, but with some files in one hand and a few screenshots in the other, I FORGE ON BRAVELY NONETHELESS. Some videos and screencapseseseses below the cut.

PIMPING PIMPING PIMPING





KINKI KIDS - UTABAN PERFORMANCE OF KANASHIMI BLUE

hxxp://www.megaupload.com/?d=8GKE8TWV (xx to tt!)

Normally I ignore the performances at the end/middle/wherever of Utaban, mainly because Nakai-senpai is so awesome all on his own that they usually get the fast-forward treatment. BUT. BUT. When I saw this live I just stopped dead and then replayed it, oh, around seven times. It has Tsuyoshi dancing, Koichi crooning, and - if it suits your tastes - KAT-TUN doing proper kouhai-duty by dressing up in skirts. Have I mentioned that Kanashimi Blue is a really good song?

  

  

DOMOTO KYOUDAI - TAKKI AND TSUBASA (2007 EPISODE) English subs

hxxp://www.megaupload.com/?d=0KN6IORG (xx to tt!)

Domoto Kyoudai is beyond words all on its own. For one, it's called Domoto Kyoudai and has Koichi and Tsuyoshi being cruel to any and every guest that comes onto its hallowed stage. For seconds, it has an opening jingle that will have you singing DO-MO-TO for no good reason, very often in public places. For thirds, whenever a Johnny's comes on, mayhem breaks loose.

In this episode, Takki's manly bits get a thorough review, Koichi and Tsuyoshi clamber all over each other in an effort to prove that they have slashier vibes, Tsubasa grins a lot and gets called chin chin ii (a bad Japanese pronunciation of the Chinese pronounciation of Imai Tsubasa, also slang for "GOOD COCK!"), and enough fan abuse to make you a masochist. Mmm.

  

  

PV: TOKIO - SORAFUNE

hxxp://www.megaupload.com/?d=1MZ9X9FI (xx to tt!)

I heard Sorafune during one of the countdowns and fell in love. Nagase's voice should be locked up before it can cause any more accidental deaths by overload of manly greatness. In the PV, they dress everyone - and I mean everyone - up in black suits and then throw Nagase into the (artificial) rain of a gloomy Toki-- uh, Tokyo night. WHAT IS THERE TO LOSE?

There's Leader!



There's Kokubun!



There's Mabo being rebellious!



There's Yamaguichi!



Have I mentioned SOAKED NAGASE YET?



EVERYBODY SAY TOKIOOOOOOOOOOO



Some of these uploaded so fast I don't know if they're whole and hale. If they aren't, drop me a comment and I'll reup!

Files courtesy of a huge number of amazing places, not the least the johnnysjr clubbox, various LJ communities such as [livejournal.com profile] 2wenty_2wo (Takkitsuba) and [livejournal.com profile] domotokyoudai (Kinki Kids). Subtitled files are not to be distributed outside of LJland. I don't know (I can't even recall) if any of the original uploaders of these files did not want them redistributed, but if so please tell me and the file's come down ASAP. ♥!

[identity profile] karanguni.livejournal.com 2007-11-04 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
NO I AM JOKING. OF COURSE I AM SERIOUS. I AM ACTUALLY V. UPSET THAT I DO NOT HAVE THE FIRST DB EPISODE WHERE NAGASE COMES ON BECAUSE nlagklj HE BEGINS HIS CONQUEST TEN SECONDS IN WHILE KOICHI IS BUSY TRYING TO, Y'KNOW, DO HIS JOB AND PLAY THE GUITAR. THEN HE AND AND AND TSUYOSHI SERANADE KOICHI DURING THE TALK SEGMENT. AND MY BRAIN EXPLODED BUT I COULDN'T FIND THE .AVI OF IT ANYWHERE BUT AWWWRWGHGH.

OKAY IN JSPORTS 2001? 2002? SOMETIME. SOMEWHERE. Back in the days where JFriends was THE SHIT (not like it still isn't) Koichi and Nagase play baseball together and flop all over each other on the floor. Jsports 1999, Koichi and Nagase and Tsuyoshi stand around during breaks and smile at each other so much my HEAD hurts.

Countdown 2005. V6 celebrates their 10th anniversary, but NAGASE IS TOO BUSY PAWING KOICHI ON ONE OF THE STAGES TO CARE! Nghghghghgh in my mind Nagase and Koichi and Tsuyoshi have this strange but beautiful threesome but not thing because. BECAUSE

[identity profile] darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com 2007-11-04 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
a;djafksdfjksdfjsdkfjsdkf OH MY GOD. WHAT. I. I KNEW THEY WERE IN LOVE BUT THIS IS GAY BEYOND MY EXPECTATIONS. Pawing onstage, you say. *___* And my GOD would I sell my soul for that Domoto Kyoudai. IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T LIKE THE DEEP EMOTIONAL INTERVIEWS OF THINLY-VEILED ETERNAL LOVE, BUT IT WOULD BE NICE TO SEE FANSERVICE MORE THAN ONCE A YEAR. *checks all clubboxes*

Nghghghghgh in my mind Nagase and Koichi and Tsuyoshi have this strange but beautiful threesome

I AGREE, AND WOULD BE INTERESTED IN THE NC-17 VERSION.

[identity profile] karanguni.livejournal.com 2007-11-04 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
I AM UPLOADING THE OTHER ONE THAT I HAVE AS WE COMMUNICATE FRANTICALLY. Oh god but I love how Nagase is just so damned friendly he is a PUPPY, A PUPPY I TELL YOU, and how Tsuyoshi CANNOT HELP BUT LOVE HIM and play along when they're together during Jfriends (oh have I mentioned that they molested each other AGAIN during the final JFriends concert, only to have Tsuyoshi react by DOING THE EVIL THING with OKADA? I LOVE THESE BOYS OHHHHH).

what other clubboxes are there outside of johnnysjr? I SWEAR I AM SO LAZY I JUST REFUSE TO LOOK THROUGH THAT KOREAN PIT OF GOODNESS AND EVIL

THAT FIC IS SCHEDULED TO EMERGE SOMETIME, HOPEFULLY, BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR. OR MAYBE EARLIER, IF THIS MADNESS ON MY BRAIN CONTINUES.

[identity profile] darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com 2007-11-04 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
*____* I MUST SAY THIS IS THE MOST PRODUCTIVE OF MY FRANTIC COMMUNICATION. *ENCOURAGES WITHOUT SHAME OR LOWERCASE LETTERS*



a;fljsdfdksf NOW THAT YOU'VE MENTIONED THE POSSIBILITY OF FIC I'LL NEVER LET GO OF YOUR ANKLES, YOU REALIZE THAT, RIGHT. I'M SERIOUS. I CRAVE FIC SO TERRIBLY. I WILL BE A WEEPY FOOT ACCESSORY.

[identity profile] karanguni.livejournal.com 2007-11-04 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
IT IS OKAY, WEEPY FOOT ACCESSORIES MAKE ME MORE PRODUCTIVE *POINTS AT THE MASS OF PHOTOS BELOW* OH MY GOD I AM DEFINITELY GOING TO HELL. I've got to leave my computer for THREE DAYS in a few hours. YOU EXPECT MY MIND TO BE CLEAN AT THIS CAMP THING THAT I AM GOING TO? NO. NO.

nggnhghgngghngnghgh *rolls all over the floor*

[identity profile] darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com 2007-11-04 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
L-LEAVE THE COMPUTER?

THE--

THE OUTSIDE?

*CLUTCHES BLANKET CLOSE*

[identity profile] karanguni.livejournal.com 2007-11-04 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
*FLAILS ALL OVER THE PLACE* I DON'T KNOW HOW I'LL SURVIVE. *WHIMPERS* HOLD ME.

[identity profile] darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com 2007-11-04 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
*PRESSES YOU TO BOSOM*

IT'S OKAY, BABY. JUST -- JUST REMEMBER THE GOOD TIMES.

[identity profile] karanguni.livejournal.com 2007-11-04 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
WILL THEY STILL BE HERE WHEN I GET BACK? ;___________________________;

[identity profile] darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com 2007-11-04 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
WELL THE DOWNLOADS WILL BE, I'M NOT SO SURE WHEN IT COMES TO TOKIO'S LIFESPAN

[identity profile] karanguni.livejournal.com 2007-11-04 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
TOKIO? TOKIO WILL LIVE FOREVER. 8D (If Leader doesn't break his leg by accident or something.)

[identity profile] darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com 2007-11-04 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
LEADER ON CRUTCHES

POTENTIAL FOR AMAZING FAIL Y/Y

[identity profile] karanguni.livejournal.com 2007-11-04 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
BUT THINK OF WHAT HE COULD DO IN THEM. WITH THEM.

Hell, hell, hellllll

[identity profile] darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com 2007-11-04 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
I was also thinking of how TOKIO could... help him through his difficult time.