HO HO HO, MERRY PIMPING
Being only human, I am afraid I cannot do justice to the millions of better group-specific pimp posts out there, but with some files in one hand and a few screenshots in the other, I FORGE ON BRAVELY NONETHELESS. Some videos and screencapseseseses below the cut.
KINKI KIDS - UTABAN PERFORMANCE OF KANASHIMI BLUE
hxxp://www.megaupload.com/?d=8GKE8TWV (xx to tt!)
Normally I ignore the performances at the end/middle/wherever of Utaban, mainly because Nakai-senpai is so awesome all on his own that they usually get the fast-forward treatment. BUT. BUT. When I saw this live I just stopped dead and then replayed it, oh, around seven times. It has Tsuyoshi dancing, Koichi crooning, and - if it suits your tastes - KAT-TUN doing proper kouhai-duty by dressing up in skirts. Have I mentioned that Kanashimi Blue is a really good song?


DOMOTO KYOUDAI - TAKKI AND TSUBASA (2007 EPISODE) English subs
hxxp://www.megaupload.com/?d=0KN6IORG (xx to tt!)
Domoto Kyoudai is beyond words all on its own. For one, it's called Domoto Kyoudai and has Koichi and Tsuyoshi being cruel to any and every guest that comes onto its hallowed stage. For seconds, it has an opening jingle that will have you singing DO-MO-TO for no good reason, very often in public places. For thirds, whenever a Johnny's comes on, mayhem breaks loose.
In this episode, Takki's manly bits get a thorough review, Koichi and Tsuyoshi clamber all over each other in an effort to prove that they have slashier vibes, Tsubasa grins a lot and gets called chin chin ii (a bad Japanese pronunciation of the Chinese pronounciation of Imai Tsubasa, also slang for "GOOD COCK!"), and enough fan abuse to make you a masochist. Mmm.


PV: TOKIO - SORAFUNE
hxxp://www.megaupload.com/?d=1MZ9X9FI (xx to tt!)
I heard Sorafune during one of the countdowns and fell in love. Nagase's voice should be locked up before it can cause any more accidental deaths by overload of manly greatness. In the PV, they dress everyone - and I mean everyone - up in black suits and then throw Nagase into the (artificial) rain of a gloomy Toki-- uh, Tokyo night. WHAT IS THERE TO LOSE?
There's Leader!

There's Kokubun!

There's Mabo being rebellious!

There's Yamaguichi!

Have I mentioned SOAKED NAGASE YET?

EVERYBODY SAY TOKIOOOOOOOOOOO

Some of these uploaded so fast I don't know if they're whole and hale. If they aren't, drop me a comment and I'll reup!
Files courtesy of a huge number of amazing places, not the least the johnnysjr clubbox, various LJ communities such as
2wenty_2wo (Takkitsuba) and
domotokyoudai (Kinki Kids). Subtitled files are not to be distributed outside of LJland. I don't know (I can't even recall) if any of the original uploaders of these files did not want them redistributed, but if so please tell me and the file's come down ASAP. ♥!
PIMPING PIMPING PIMPING
KINKI KIDS - UTABAN PERFORMANCE OF KANASHIMI BLUE
hxxp://www.megaupload.com/?d=8GKE8TWV (xx to tt!)
Normally I ignore the performances at the end/middle/wherever of Utaban, mainly because Nakai-senpai is so awesome all on his own that they usually get the fast-forward treatment. BUT. BUT. When I saw this live I just stopped dead and then replayed it, oh, around seven times. It has Tsuyoshi dancing, Koichi crooning, and - if it suits your tastes - KAT-TUN doing proper kouhai-duty by dressing up in skirts. Have I mentioned that Kanashimi Blue is a really good song?




DOMOTO KYOUDAI - TAKKI AND TSUBASA (2007 EPISODE) English subs
hxxp://www.megaupload.com/?d=0KN6IORG (xx to tt!)
Domoto Kyoudai is beyond words all on its own. For one, it's called Domoto Kyoudai and has Koichi and Tsuyoshi being cruel to any and every guest that comes onto its hallowed stage. For seconds, it has an opening jingle that will have you singing DO-MO-TO for no good reason, very often in public places. For thirds, whenever a Johnny's comes on, mayhem breaks loose.
In this episode, Takki's manly bits get a thorough review, Koichi and Tsuyoshi clamber all over each other in an effort to prove that they have slashier vibes, Tsubasa grins a lot and gets called chin chin ii (a bad Japanese pronunciation of the Chinese pronounciation of Imai Tsubasa, also slang for "GOOD COCK!"), and enough fan abuse to make you a masochist. Mmm.




PV: TOKIO - SORAFUNE
hxxp://www.megaupload.com/?d=1MZ9X9FI (xx to tt!)
I heard Sorafune during one of the countdowns and fell in love. Nagase's voice should be locked up before it can cause any more accidental deaths by overload of manly greatness. In the PV, they dress everyone - and I mean everyone - up in black suits and then throw Nagase into the (artificial) rain of a gloomy Toki-- uh, Tokyo night. WHAT IS THERE TO LOSE?
There's Leader!

There's Kokubun!

There's Mabo being rebellious!

There's Yamaguichi!

Have I mentioned SOAKED NAGASE YET?

EVERYBODY SAY TOKIOOOOOOOOOOO

Some of these uploaded so fast I don't know if they're whole and hale. If they aren't, drop me a comment and I'll reup!
Files courtesy of a huge number of amazing places, not the least the johnnysjr clubbox, various LJ communities such as
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OKAY IN JSPORTS 2001? 2002? SOMETIME. SOMEWHERE. Back in the days where JFriends was THE SHIT (not like it still isn't) Koichi and Nagase play baseball together and flop all over each other on the floor. Jsports 1999, Koichi and Nagase and Tsuyoshi stand around during breaks and smile at each other so much my HEAD hurts.
Countdown 2005. V6 celebrates their 10th anniversary, but NAGASE IS TOO BUSY PAWING KOICHI ON ONE OF THE STAGES TO CARE! Nghghghghgh in my mind Nagase and Koichi and Tsuyoshi have this strange but beautiful threesome but not thing because. BECAUSE
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*checks all clubboxes*Nghghghghgh in my mind Nagase and Koichi and Tsuyoshi have this strange but beautiful threesome
I AGREE, AND WOULD BE INTERESTED IN THE NC-17 VERSION.
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what other clubboxes are there outside of johnnysjr? I SWEAR I AM SO LAZY I JUST REFUSE TO LOOK THROUGH THAT KOREAN PIT OF GOODNESS AND EVIL
THAT FIC IS SCHEDULED TO EMERGE SOMETIME, HOPEFULLY, BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR. OR MAYBE EARLIER, IF THIS MADNESS ON MY BRAIN CONTINUES.
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a;fljsdfdksf NOW THAT YOU'VE MENTIONED THE POSSIBILITY OF FIC I'LL NEVER LET GO OF YOUR ANKLES, YOU REALIZE THAT, RIGHT. I'M SERIOUS. I CRAVE FIC SO TERRIBLY. I WILL BE A WEEPY FOOT ACCESSORY.
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nggnhghgngghngnghgh *rolls all over the floor*
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THE--
THE OUTSIDE?
*CLUTCHES BLANKET CLOSE*
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IT'S OKAY, BABY. JUST -- JUST REMEMBER THE GOOD TIMES.
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POTENTIAL FOR AMAZING FAIL Y/Y
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Hell, hell, hellllll
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