HO HO HO, MERRY PIMPING

[karanguni]

Being only human, I am afraid I cannot do justice to the millions of better group-specific pimp posts out there, but with some files in one hand and a few screenshots in the other, I FORGE ON BRAVELY NONETHELESS. Some videos and screencapseseseses below the cut.

PIMPING PIMPING PIMPING

KINKI KIDS - UTABAN PERFORMANCE OF KANASHIMI BLUE

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Normally I ignore the performances at the end/middle/wherever of Utaban, mainly because Nakai-senpai is so awesome all on his own that they usually get the fast-forward treatment. BUT. BUT. When I saw this live I just stopped dead and then replayed it, oh, around seven times. It has Tsuyoshi dancing, Koichi crooning, and - if it suits your tastes - KAT-TUN doing proper kouhai-duty by dressing up in skirts. Have I mentioned that Kanashimi Blue is a really good song?

  

  

DOMOTO KYOUDAI - TAKKI AND TSUBASA (2007 EPISODE) English subs

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Domoto Kyoudai is beyond words all on its own. For one, it's called Domoto Kyoudai and has Koichi and Tsuyoshi being cruel to any and every guest that comes onto its hallowed stage. For seconds, it has an opening jingle that will have you singing DO-MO-TO for no good reason, very often in public places. For thirds, whenever a Johnny's comes on, mayhem breaks loose.

In this episode, Takki's manly bits get a thorough review, Koichi and Tsuyoshi clamber all over each other in an effort to prove that they have slashier vibes, Tsubasa grins a lot and gets called chin chin ii (a bad Japanese pronunciation of the Chinese pronounciation of Imai Tsubasa, also slang for "GOOD COCK!"), and enough fan abuse to make you a masochist. Mmm.

  

  

PV: TOKIO - SORAFUNE

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I heard Sorafune during one of the countdowns and fell in love. Nagase's voice should be locked up before it can cause any more accidental deaths by overload of manly greatness. In the PV, they dress everyone - and I mean everyone - up in black suits and then throw Nagase into the (artificial) rain of a gloomy Toki-- uh, Tokyo night. WHAT IS THERE TO LOSE?

There's Leader!



There's Kokubun!



There's Mabo being rebellious!



There's Yamaguichi!



Have I mentioned SOAKED NAGASE YET?



EVERYBODY SAY TOKIOOOOOOOOOOO



Some of these uploaded so fast I don't know if they're whole and hale. If they aren't, drop me a comment and I'll reup!

Files courtesy of a huge number of amazing places, not the least the johnnysjr clubbox, various LJ communities such as 2wenty_2wo (Takkitsuba) and domotokyoudai (Kinki Kids). Subtitled files are not to be distributed outside of LJland. I don't know (I can't even recall) if any of the original uploaders of these files did not want them redistributed, but if so please tell me and the file's come down ASAP. ♥!

Comments

[darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com]

THIS POST IS SO EXCELLENT A++++

[karanguni.livejournal.com]

MY BANDWIDTH IS GOING TO HATE ME. 8D BUT IT IS OKAY. NOW, TO GO UPLOAD ALL THE OTHER COUNTDOWNS IN WHICH NAGASE IS SEXING UP KOICHI. NOT TO MENTION EVERY SPORTS DAY WHERE HE IS SEXING UP KOICHI. AND EVEN ON DOMOTO KYOUDAI, TO TSUYOSHI'S SORT OF NOT QUITE DISGRUNTLEMENT!

WOW CAPSLOCKKKKKKKKK

[darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU SERIOUS

*HYPERVENTILATES A LITTLE*

[karanguni.livejournal.com]

NO I AM JOKING. OF COURSE I AM SERIOUS. I AM ACTUALLY V. UPSET THAT I DO NOT HAVE THE FIRST DB EPISODE WHERE NAGASE COMES ON BECAUSE nlagklj HE BEGINS HIS CONQUEST TEN SECONDS IN WHILE KOICHI IS BUSY TRYING TO, Y'KNOW, DO HIS JOB AND PLAY THE GUITAR. THEN HE AND AND AND TSUYOSHI SERANADE KOICHI DURING THE TALK SEGMENT. AND MY BRAIN EXPLODED BUT I COULDN'T FIND THE .AVI OF IT ANYWHERE BUT AWWWRWGHGH.

OKAY IN JSPORTS 2001? 2002? SOMETIME. SOMEWHERE. Back in the days where JFriends was THE SHIT (not like it still isn't) Koichi and Nagase play baseball together and flop all over each other on the floor. Jsports 1999, Koichi and Nagase and Tsuyoshi stand around during breaks and smile at each other so much my HEAD hurts.

Countdown 2005. V6 celebrates their 10th anniversary, but NAGASE IS TOO BUSY PAWING KOICHI ON ONE OF THE STAGES TO CARE! Nghghghghgh in my mind Nagase and Koichi and Tsuyoshi have this strange but beautiful threesome but not thing because. BECAUSE

[darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com]

a;djafksdfjksdfjsdkfjsdkf OH MY GOD. WHAT. I. I KNEW THEY WERE IN LOVE BUT THIS IS GAY BEYOND MY EXPECTATIONS. Pawing onstage, you say. *___* And my GOD would I sell my soul for that Domoto Kyoudai. IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T LIKE THE DEEP EMOTIONAL INTERVIEWS OF THINLY-VEILED ETERNAL LOVE, BUT IT WOULD BE NICE TO SEE FANSERVICE MORE THAN ONCE A YEAR. *checks all clubboxes*

Nghghghghgh in my mind Nagase and Koichi and Tsuyoshi have this strange but beautiful threesome

I AGREE, AND WOULD BE INTERESTED IN THE NC-17 VERSION.

[karanguni.livejournal.com]

I AM UPLOADING THE OTHER ONE THAT I HAVE AS WE COMMUNICATE FRANTICALLY. Oh god but I love how Nagase is just so damned friendly he is a PUPPY, A PUPPY I TELL YOU, and how Tsuyoshi CANNOT HELP BUT LOVE HIM and play along when they're together during Jfriends (oh have I mentioned that they molested each other AGAIN during the final JFriends concert, only to have Tsuyoshi react by DOING THE EVIL THING with OKADA? I LOVE THESE BOYS OHHHHH).

what other clubboxes are there outside of johnnysjr? I SWEAR I AM SO LAZY I JUST REFUSE TO LOOK THROUGH THAT KOREAN PIT OF GOODNESS AND EVIL

THAT FIC IS SCHEDULED TO EMERGE SOMETIME, HOPEFULLY, BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR. OR MAYBE EARLIER, IF THIS MADNESS ON MY BRAIN CONTINUES.

[darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com]

*____* I MUST SAY THIS IS THE MOST PRODUCTIVE OF MY FRANTIC COMMUNICATION. *ENCOURAGES WITHOUT SHAME OR LOWERCASE LETTERS*



a;fljsdfdksf NOW THAT YOU'VE MENTIONED THE POSSIBILITY OF FIC I'LL NEVER LET GO OF YOUR ANKLES, YOU REALIZE THAT, RIGHT. I'M SERIOUS. I CRAVE FIC SO TERRIBLY. I WILL BE A WEEPY FOOT ACCESSORY.

[karanguni.livejournal.com]

IT IS OKAY, WEEPY FOOT ACCESSORIES MAKE ME MORE PRODUCTIVE *POINTS AT THE MASS OF PHOTOS BELOW* OH MY GOD I AM DEFINITELY GOING TO HELL. I've got to leave my computer for THREE DAYS in a few hours. YOU EXPECT MY MIND TO BE CLEAN AT THIS CAMP THING THAT I AM GOING TO? NO. NO.

nggnhghgngghngnghgh *rolls all over the floor*

[darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com]

L-LEAVE THE COMPUTER?

THE--

THE OUTSIDE?

*CLUTCHES BLANKET CLOSE*

[karanguni.livejournal.com]

*FLAILS ALL OVER THE PLACE* I DON'T KNOW HOW I'LL SURVIVE. *WHIMPERS* HOLD ME.

[darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com]

*PRESSES YOU TO BOSOM*

IT'S OKAY, BABY. JUST -- JUST REMEMBER THE GOOD TIMES.

[karanguni.livejournal.com]

WILL THEY STILL BE HERE WHEN I GET BACK? ;___________________________;

[darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com]

WELL THE DOWNLOADS WILL BE, I'M NOT SO SURE WHEN IT COMES TO TOKIO'S LIFESPAN

[karanguni.livejournal.com]

TOKIO? TOKIO WILL LIVE FOREVER. 8D (If Leader doesn't break his leg by accident or something.)

[darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com]

LEADER ON CRUTCHES

POTENTIAL FOR AMAZING FAIL Y/Y

[karanguni.livejournal.com]

BUT THINK OF WHAT HE COULD DO IN THEM. WITH THEM.

Hell, hell, hellllll

[darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com]

I was also thinking of how TOKIO could... help him through his difficult time.

[karanguni.livejournal.com]

HERE HAVE SOME PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE FROM OVER THE AGES

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[darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com]

THEIRLOVEISSOFREQUENTLYNAKEDANDCOMPLETELYUNSUBTLE

[karanguni.livejournal.com]

KOICHI'S SLEEPING HABITS + TOKIO'S DRESSING HABITS = ENDANGERED CLOTHES.

[darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com]

= FIC!!!


IN MY DREAMS. ):

[karanguni.livejournal.com]

IF YOU GIVE ME THE PLOT BUNNIES I'LL GIVE YOU THEIR BABIES?

[darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com]

WHAT IS THIS "PLOT" THING YOU SPEAK OF

[karanguni.livejournal.com]

BUNNIES ALONE WILL DO

[karanguni.livejournal.com]

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE:

JFRIENDS FINAL CONCERT. EVERYONE IS HIGH. EVEN OKADA MY-FACE-IS-MADE-OF-COOL-BEAUTIFUL-MARBLE JUNICHI IS DANCING AROUND WITH TSUYOSHI AND KOKUBUN AS SHOWN BELOW

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BUT NAGASE? HE'S TOO BUSY BEING UNSUBTLE!!!!!!

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[karanguni.livejournal.com]

AND MORE! (SOMEBODY STOP ME)

THERE IS A SEXY MAN:

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WHOM TSUYOSHI WILL BLOW KISSES AT:

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THE ONLY OPTION IS REVENGE BY KOICHI AND NAGASE:

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AND JUST BECAUSE: INNOCHI AND KOKUBUN ARE THE BEST FRIENDS EVER. THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE TO BE GAY. THEY JUST HAVE TO BE THEM!

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PLUS, LEADER LOVE:

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That's Sakamoto-senpai FLINGING himself over Leader. THAT IS TERRIFYING.

[darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com]

A;DLDSFJKSDF

THE CLOTHES

THE HAIRCUTS

THE BOYTOUCHING

NEVER STOP

[karanguni.livejournal.com]

MY SOUL, IT GOT BARTERED OFF TO THE DEVIL FOR THESE BOYS.

IN TRUTH, THE EQUATION FOR THE THEORY OF UNIFICATION PROBABLY GOES LIKE THIS:

JFRIENDS = ORGY

[darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA SOMEONE SAID TO ME YESTERDAY "YOU KNOW JE SUBGROUPS ARE JUST A SPECIAL WAY OF SAYING THEY SLEPT TOGETHER," AND IT WAS A LIGHTBULB: HELLO, J-FRIENDS

[karanguni.livejournal.com]

THERE ARE SO MANY COMBINATIONS THAT. OH. ♥

I SERIOUSLY NEED TO GET HIGH RESOLUTION PICTURES OF THEM ALL WALKING IN A LINE. BECAUSE THEN I'D JUST SIT VERY. VERY STILL.

[darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com]

*CHOKES ON SODA*

WHAT DID I DO WITHOUT YOU IN MY LIFE

[karanguni.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW. BUT NOW, EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL. AND SPARKLY. AND WHOLE.

*PATS YOUR BACK*

[guingel.livejournal.com]

Dear god, these are amazing! Oh my god. Okada!! SO HOT! How is he so hot I don't understand, and cracking open his shell and blowing kisses at Tsuyoshi, it's beautiful!!

And, OK, I am not an intense Nagase/Koichi shipper like certain other people, but I still LOVE seeing them together. They are WAY TOO ADORABLE and oh my god the dancing. And just. I love watching the two of them dance next to each other because the size difference CRACKS ME UP!! Koichi is like a tiny child and Nagase is like a hulking beast. (which, let's face it, he is. Mmm, sexbeast.) And they're just so cute all the time!

AND TAINNOCHI!! I freaking love that combination SO SO MUCH!! They are the cutest sweetest friendliest peppiest silliest things ever!! Oh, J-Friends!!

The Leader/Sakamoto picture is. . . I don't even have words. I don't know if I should be happier than I've ever been before in my life cos it's the funniest thing ever or if I should just go into hiding in a closet.

::goes to watch that countdown clip where Tsuyoshi and Nagase switch places and also oodles of J-friends instead of doing the buttload of work I have to do::

[karanguni.livejournal.com]

Okada slays me with hot. Put him with Nagase and the hot just kind of trickles over the edge and destroys the universe in a happy, happy way. :D

Nagase and Koichi make the best (and most hilarious) of friends. I love their dorkdom so much. <3

YES TAICHI WITH INNOCHI IS THE BESTEST THING TO EVER EMERGE IN THE UNIVERSE; I get little shivers of joy whenever I see them grinning and causing havoc and being friendly with EVERYONE.

:D :D :D

[guingel.livejournal.com]

I don't even understand Okada, he's so perfect it's magical. Like, I can't remember which year it is, but I was watching whichever JSports is on crunchyroll and they were doing that beach flag race thing? And Nagase failed in his typical adorable way and Okada was the only one left from team red!! And he was up against, like, Aiba and Mabo from team white, who have twice as long legs as him. And he has this little bewildered expression on his face (I think, I may have added this in my mind) that's like "Guys! Guys! My Okada magic can only go so far - look how short I am, do you really think I can run faster than these guys??"

Oh god, and Tiger and Dragon is unbelievably awesome! XD The two of them. . . it's so beautiful!

Y'know, I've heard about more TaInnochi than I've actually seen. This is tragic! :(

[karanguni.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THAT SPORTS DAY, it was hilarious, I kept screaming: "MABO WILL EAT YOU IN YOUR SLEEP, MABO WILL EAT YOUR FACE" during that final race (because if Mabo chased me in the middle of the night, I WOULD RUN AWAY SCREAMING). Aiba is insane. I am convinced that boy can fly. Poor baby Okada. I love him so, even in his glorious shortness.

YES TIGER AND DOOOORAAAAGOOOOOON. Whenever Ryuji hides behind Kotora I die of glee.

D: D: D:! Whenever there's some big Johnny's even they're ALWAYS together, mucking around. Hard to see them together for a major show, though. D:

[guingel.livejournal.com]

XD I was watching them really closely, cos I'm like that, and of Mabo and Aiba, one of them starts out a lot faster, and the other starts a bit slower and then catches up. I can't remember who is who, but I think Aiba starts strong and stays fast and Mabo starts slower and then gets even faster!

Whenever Ryuji hides behind Kotora I die of glee.
YES OH MY GOD!! Seriously, oh god. Or when the girl has to walk bent over cos she doesn't want to be so much taller than him. Whatever, he's Okada! It doesn't matter that I could put him in my pocket. I'm having an Okada-ish week. XD But Nagase is seriously so sexy in that as well, of course! Cos I was used to MBMH Yakuza Nagase, but even though Tiger and Dragon is a comedy as well and even though he's sort of just a debt collector and doesn't get involved in prostitution and brawls like in MBMH, it's somehow darker and sexier. ::drools::

I may have been given some hints as to where to find some of them together - if I only had the time to investigate. :(

[karanguni.livejournal.com]

I keep thinking that Aiba's made of glass. xD Mostly because, y'know, he seems to have FALLEN APART AS A YOUNG CHILD, but then I see him during Jsports and he's like some insane sprinter or something. And Mabo, Mabo is just scary.

OKADA is a god of sex, or something close to it. Have you seen Tokyo Tower? I might as well have turned off the sound for all that I just kept staring. Okada in suit. Mmmm, tasty. Plus there's always Hold Up Down, where he is Jesus.

[offstyle.livejournal.com]

sdfkljsdfljksdfjkl OMG I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT KANASHIMINI PERF EVERYWHERE THANK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

and the subbed T&T on DK is originally from this blog! (http://takitsuba.net/rants)

[karanguni.livejournal.com]

THAT PERF EATS MY BRAINCELLS AS I PUT IT ON REPEAT. :DDDDDDD