help get a hose

My nose is killing me, but that won't be the only thing killing me pretty soon. There's a bunch of prompts waiting in the aisles, springkink claims start tomorrow, roads_diverged on IJ has me scrambling for ideas and time and breath, and the weekend only lasts one day more. I should attach some sort of electric zapping device to my fingers, and press the button everytime I stop writing to find food to eat/read Wikipedia for no reason/play Freecell/browse for nice looking icons/laze.

Also, a big wet sloppy hello to everyone new on the flist! *beams*

Final Fantasy VII: Dark Places (Tseng/Zack)

It was meant to be a short response to aikonamika's prompt (Tseng/Zack (or the other way around), seeing each other in the Shinra Tower the next day, and recognizing that shadow of a bruise/mark they left on the other), but it sort of grew into an evil little monster. \o/

Title: Dark Places
Characters: Tseng/Zack
Rating: Hard R
Summary: Every once in a while, the train graveyard morphs into a debacle of human noise and moving bodies; everyone wants to feel alive, and men from Shinra aren't exceptions.
Warning: Sex? Follows the sort-of-series in Country Boy and The Necessary.

1290 words. I bet that you'd look good on the dance floor/Don't know if you're looking for romance or/Don't know what you're looking for.

( And, like moths to the flame, Midgar came, packing into the abandoned place made loud and hot and wet with the humidity of bodies and breath and mouths. )

Crisis Core: Surveillance Duty (Cissnei, Aerith, Tseng)

Another monster spawned from a prompt; this time it's obabscribbler (something Cissnei/Aerith, post-Zack).

Title: Surveillance Duty
Characters: Cissnei, Aerith, Tseng
Rating: PG
Summary: Cissnei starts to Aerith; then Cissnei realises she can't stop. (What, she wonders, would it be like to have something and be someone normal?)
Warnings: Set after the Nibelheim mission. Slight timeline liberty taken, spoilers for Before Crisis.

1121 words, and hooray for relationship ambiguity!

( Cissnei could see why Zack'd fallen for Aerith. )

oh look, personal stuff!

Finally got off my ass and tried to do something to andmoreslow.net, and for a half-day's work the results aren't too shabby. Mmm, editing code that I'm totally unfamiliar with. Tastes like fried chicken. Now, to icon, or to fic, or to do work that might actually get me somewhere in life?

Final Fantasy VII: School Days (Tseng, Rufus, Reeve cameo)

Title: School Days (Are The Best Days Of Your Life)
Pairing: Tseng, Rufus, Reeve cameo
Rating: PG
Summary: Tseng's brilliant, but bored; Rufus is bored, but brilliant; Reeve just wants to build things and teach his classes in peace, damn it, so count him out of the Junon University ratrace, and he wouldn't mind them leaving off the world domination either.
Warnings: Written for roads_diverged over at IJ; theme of "college students". AU like an AU like an AU. This one's a lighthearted jaunt through the woods; don't expect anything too serious from the boys. *g* Set in a quasi-Midgar universe, contorted and then spat out again.

2393 words, with plenty of age!bending and Rufus in jeans.

( 'Oh, no, Rufus, if you want to do any recruiting, do it on your own turf - leave my kids alone.' )